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Post by Emperor Shao on Jul 25, 2006 0:20:32 GMT -5
The tombs of brave warriors lie right outside Luoyang tavern, and is where those that have fallen in battle (NPCs and player characters alike) can post a grave and be remembered.
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Post by deranu on Aug 3, 2006 19:51:08 GMT -5
Sitting atop a hill laid the Wako officer Zhou Yu, six feet below the surface. His last words were inscribed on a stone statue honoring him.
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Post by Ge Hong on Aug 3, 2006 20:48:16 GMT -5
A few hours after his burial, Shimazu and a few followers dug up the man's corpse. Taking the headstone with them, they dumped his body within the streets, were quickly, rabid dogs began gnawing away at his body. They took the headstone, recut it, and changed the words to thus:
Fools, tempted by Others Die by the treason That they Live by so willingly
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Post by Emperor Shao on Aug 4, 2006 1:51:04 GMT -5
Heaven decides to join in the fun of defacing Zhou Yu's grave, and makes the following edit- Whores, tempted by lust Die by the sex That they Live by so willingly Heaven then feels bad, restores Zhou Yu's body to the grave and makes flowers all around it sprout. The writing on the tomb is again modified to- Here lies Zhou Yu. Brave and tactical But treasonous and untrustworthy Lack of loyalty brought him to the grave.
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Post by Ge Hong on Aug 6, 2006 18:02:20 GMT -5
The Body of Liu Bei is dumped here next. No one really liked the monkey look-a-like, so no grave was dug. They stabbed a piece of paper through him though, with his own sword.
Here is Liu Bei He looked like a Monk AY He tried to win, but ended up losing, Bitch you just got Roflpwned.
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Post by Emperor Shao on Aug 6, 2006 18:04:59 GMT -5
Another officer named Jiang Pu is buried in the graveyard is buried here too. His memorial is much nicer than the one of Liu Bei's. It says:
Jiang Pu was an honorable man who fought with Liu Bei He lost his vision, which was pretty gay. And now he lies here under skies that are gray.
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Post by jimmypop1 on Aug 9, 2006 12:53:29 GMT -5
Here lies that guy... Zhao Yun somebody.
A small joint of bacon lies on the body as large hounds begin to eat into the rotting flesh of the ex-general.
Bye Bye a lonely woman says as she drops her pension
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Post by Jiang Wei - Retired on Aug 9, 2006 12:56:11 GMT -5
A Peasant walks over to Zhao Yuns crave and gets a stone of the ground and begind to start carving something into it
Once A Virgin, Always A Virgin Zhao Yun
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Post by deranu on Aug 9, 2006 16:17:30 GMT -5
Why is everyone constantly defacing graves?
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Post by Pauly on Aug 9, 2006 16:18:27 GMT -5
Because it's fun.
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Post by Jiang Wei - Retired on Aug 9, 2006 17:57:04 GMT -5
Jiang Wei walks to Liu Beis grave
Jiang Wei: Liu Bei...if only i would of knew you?
Jiang wei drops his pants and squats down...suddenly he takes a huge dump on Liu Beis grave
Jiang Wei: No Need To Wipe....This Is A Dump And Run!
Jiang Wei mounts his horse then Disappears into the horizon
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Post by Yin Du on Aug 9, 2006 18:06:52 GMT -5
This is how grudges are born.....
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Post by Ge Hong on Aug 9, 2006 18:10:53 GMT -5
You mean that wasn't?
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Post by Pauly on Aug 9, 2006 18:23:05 GMT -5
Actually this is how I get cheap laughs.
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Post by Yin Du on Aug 9, 2006 18:28:27 GMT -5
Cheap is right. Hell, none of this is funny.
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