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Ireland
Sept 11, 2006 15:22:48 GMT -5
Post by Sun Qi on Sept 11, 2006 15:22:48 GMT -5
*President Matt sits at the table drinking some Diet Coke, with Ashley on his right and Layla his left. He looks at the advisors, putting his drink down and speaking.*
Matt: So how is my popularity with our people so far?
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Ireland
Sept 11, 2006 15:32:25 GMT -5
Post by Sio on Sept 11, 2006 15:32:25 GMT -5
Advisor. This time one from London.
"Well..you have reached extent with most of the age groups in 20-40. For your wife and friendilessness with your friends and they enjoy the fact that you conquered the Uk and united us all once again. It will gain has you protect us sir."
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Ireland
Sept 11, 2006 15:45:32 GMT -5
Post by Sun Qi on Sept 11, 2006 15:45:32 GMT -5
*Matt nods and thinks.*
Matt: That's good good. Are their any issues that need to be attented to? Any future plans we need to make?
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Ireland
Sept 11, 2006 15:49:18 GMT -5
Post by Sio on Sept 11, 2006 15:49:18 GMT -5
Adivsor: "Hmm..Well I suggest we build a few garrisons of food for the crops."
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Ireland
Sept 11, 2006 15:59:06 GMT -5
Post by Sun Qi on Sept 11, 2006 15:59:06 GMT -5
*Matt nods, and sends out orders for garrison for good to be made for crops.*
*He still felt like there was more to do, so Matt send out reports on Television and the newspapers asking people what, they think needs to be done to improve the country. These reports go out to Ireland and the United Kingdom.*
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Ireland
Sept 11, 2006 17:50:13 GMT -5
Post by Sio on Sept 11, 2006 17:50:13 GMT -5
500 Gold given to making Garrisons
There were reports of underage drinking allowed in a few London pubs and bouncers letting in underaged people.
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Ireland
Sept 11, 2006 17:52:27 GMT -5
Post by Sun Qi on Sept 11, 2006 17:52:27 GMT -5
*Matt ordered that Irish Infantry (F9-P90's) start patrolling London pubs for underaged drinkers and to kindly ask them to leave, and escort them to the door.*
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Ireland
Sept 11, 2006 17:58:49 GMT -5
Post by Sio on Sept 11, 2006 17:58:49 GMT -5
Most of them get caught and 250 gold is given from parents to Matthew and the citizens of London the younger ones, grumble under their breathes.
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Ireland
Sept 11, 2006 18:03:55 GMT -5
Post by Sun Qi on Sept 11, 2006 18:03:55 GMT -5
*Matt strentchs in at the table and lifts his feet up on the table.*
Matt: So...anything else? Keep throwing it at me boys.
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Ireland
Sept 12, 2006 18:20:32 GMT -5
Post by Cao Yu on Sept 12, 2006 18:20:32 GMT -5
A Japanese representitive arrives at Ireland asking for an alliance.
DOES YOUR NATION ACCEPT?
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Ireland
Sept 12, 2006 18:27:05 GMT -5
Post by Sun Qi on Sept 12, 2006 18:27:05 GMT -5
Ireland accepts the Alliance.
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Ireland
Sept 14, 2006 15:17:00 GMT -5
Post by Sio on Sept 14, 2006 15:17:00 GMT -5
The mansion that Matthew has bought gives him 1000 Infantry from his country and they are devoted to their father and lord. The people worship him not has a leader, but has a hero.
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Ireland
Sept 14, 2006 16:09:18 GMT -5
Post by Cao Yu on Sept 14, 2006 16:09:18 GMT -5
The Citizens present a list of issues in the country, its up to you to select the right ones.
Issue 1: "Electricity Taxes are too high, its currently at 12% of our income, what can you do about this?"
Issue 2: "Gangs are starting to form by our local areas, and the police are supplying them weapons, iv seen them with my own eyes!"
Issue 3: (England): "Your treating our people like second class citizens, we demand a pay rise of 5%!"
Issue 4: "We are the I.R.A (Irish Republicant Army) We request that you combine Ireland and get rid of Northern Ireland, We want Ireland to be a separate country and Northern Ireland to not be a colony, but part of our land!...If you do not do this, we will take action...We also demand 1000g!"
Issue 5: "Gay People should be able to join the army, at the moment. People in ireland are protesting for gay rights, Gays arnt allowed to get married or join the army. What will you do about this?"
Issue 6: "Guns should be avaliable to the local people, gun shops should be opened on every corner, we need new laws to eliminate thieves and people in our houses. we should be able to kill people on our own propertly!"
Issue 7: "Hunting is killing most of the animals today, Animals are becomming exstinct!...we request you ban hunting in Ireland!"
Issue 8: (Black Card Representitive): "We can become allies, we request that you give up Northern Ireland to us, we will be great allies to you and give you complementry funds, we will also stop attacking Ireland!"
Issue 9: "Drugs need to be easier to get ahold of, we should legalize drugs like. Marajuana there minor drugs, most of the citizens do it today...localize it and tax it, it will make you money and also it will get the marajuana drug addicts on your side..If you feel like legalising other drugs, this will help to!.."
Issue 10: "Necrophilia should be legalised, we should be able to dig graves up and have sex with dead people!...there dead, they dont need there bodies no more...but other people do!...please make this legal...we necrophiliacs need this!"
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Ireland
Sept 14, 2006 16:24:47 GMT -5
Post by Sun Qi on Sept 14, 2006 16:24:47 GMT -5
*Matt gets to work handling the issues at hand.*
1.) President Matt lowers electricity tax to 5% of their income.
2.) Layla is sent with 400 Irish Infantry (M-16's), 100 Irish Infantry (Glocks), 15 Helicopters and 10 Transport Trucks, and goes start investigating police officers, arresting any discovered to be aiding gangs. They also attempt to wipe out any gangs found in the local areas.
3.) Matt declares there are no second class citizens and gives the UK citizens a 5% pay raise, equal to that of the Irish.
4.) Matt: I agree, I would like Ireland a single nation, but...why do you need 1,000 gold my friend? Why not join your fellow Irish men in the Irish army and help us make sure Ireland becomes the strongest world power?
5.) Matt once again declares there are no second class citizens, and legalizes gay marriage. He also allows gay's into the army though he asks they keep their sexual orientation to themselfs while in the army.
6.) Matt legalizes for home owners to have guns, but they must get a license first to own a gun, and if they shoot some one on their property, they must make sure there is proof that the person was invading their home or trying to harm them or their family member.
7.) Matt puts hunting laws, banning hunting.
8.) *Matt looks at the man in pure anger, punching him in the face, and having 4 Irish Infantry (Glocks) pick the man up and arrest him.*
Matt: How dare you think you can kill my people and think we can just hand over land to you and act like it's all right! You're under arrest. Now! Tell me where rest of your fellow Black Card members are hiding?
*Matt pulls out one of his pistols, and puts it to the mans fore head.*
9.) Matt legalizes Marajuana and taxes it, though he refuses to legalize any other drugs. Though he does warn those who do Marajuana, if they have any accidents that cause harm to another, they will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
10.) Matt: ...Thats sick! I refuse to legalize some thing so...wrong..and vile! Please, get out of my office. If you wanna have sex with someone, get a girl or a man.
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Ireland
Sept 14, 2006 16:34:58 GMT -5
Post by Cao Yu on Sept 14, 2006 16:34:58 GMT -5
ISSUE 1: The People are greatfull for solving tax issue, they support you alot more.
ISSUE 2: Corrupt Police Were Found And Gangs Were Taken Down, Alot of the youth are against you alot more, but the local areas are alot safer.
ISSUE 3: The People are greatfull in england for your kindness.
ISSUE 4: We need money to build up our infantry, we need to be a force to be rekoned with, our leader is thankfull if you will accept our demands. He also requests that he can become one of your cheif advisors.
ISSUE 5: The rest of the army are pissed off with your demands, gay people are becomming outraged at remarks given to them, Straight people are making fun of them, 5 gay members were killed in the process. They request you set up a special Gay Platoon, if so they will join you.
ISSUE 6: Hunters are pissed off, and are now losing money in fur etc...A Small group of hunters begin a protest and Animal cruelty protesters set up. 10 Civilians are killed in the process of the riot.
ISSUE 7: Black Card Member is scared, the black cards are now nearly exstinct.
ISSUE 8: Everybody begins to start getting high of the fumes, children become hooked on marajuana and school test scores are at there lowest, people request that marajuana should be banned in public places and age for smoking it should be 21.
ISSUE 9: Necrophilia is not legallised.
ISSUE 10: (Issue 4 really) People become to use the guns for wrong causes and murder rate is up highly, children in household are being killed, mistaken for burglers. But households are alot safer with guns now.
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