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Sept 21, 2006 17:52:29 GMT -5
Post by Sun Qi on Sept 21, 2006 17:52:29 GMT -5
Issue 2: We aint grassing Brother Doogie, hes like a brother to us and he loves us in a sexual way. Little Billy: Like last night, he touched me in an unusual way....like iv never felt before...Brother Doogie is our savior! *Matt thinks to himself "yea this fucker so aint getting out of jail".* Matt: Would you kids say this on TV, to all of Belfast?
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Sept 21, 2006 17:53:21 GMT -5
Post by Cao Yu on Sept 21, 2006 17:53:21 GMT -5
Kids: Yeah, we wanna get our point across...
The kids appear on tv all sitting on a sofa together and start talking to the public.
Little Benjamin: Brother Doogie came into my room when i was naked and said he loved me, he then put his fingers up my butt and make funny noises *Laughs*
Sweet Bobby: Brother Doogie held me up in his arms naked and tickled my private bits with his tongue!....We love you doogie, get out of jail soon!
Lil Matt: Brother doogie put me over the table and i thought he was going to spank me and hit me like my father does but instead he stook his finger up my butt, With no hands!...how amazing is that, he then made funny noises what made me happy.
The children waved at the screen and the tv show ended, people of Belfast stopped rioting and began rioting on the jail were Doogie was held.
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Sept 21, 2006 17:59:16 GMT -5
Post by Sio on Sept 21, 2006 17:59:16 GMT -5
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Sept 21, 2006 18:00:30 GMT -5
Post by Sun Qi on Sept 21, 2006 18:00:30 GMT -5
Issue #2: *Matt arrives at the jail by helicopter. He takes Brother Doogie to the walls. He is handcuffed, and Matt smirks to the people.*
Matt: People what do you want done with Brother Doogie?
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Sept 21, 2006 18:03:29 GMT -5
Post by Cao Yu on Sept 21, 2006 18:03:29 GMT -5
People Of Belfast: Matt We want you to make love to him and show him the pain that these children have received!!!
Cheers could be heard all around
People: Tickle his balls with your tongue!
People: Stick your fingers in his butt and make noises
People: Yeah, Yeah!!!
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Sept 21, 2006 18:08:39 GMT -5
Post by Sio on Sept 21, 2006 18:08:39 GMT -5
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Sept 21, 2006 18:09:49 GMT -5
Post by Sun Qi on Sept 21, 2006 18:09:49 GMT -5
*Matt looks at the people and he starts to sweat a little.*
Matt: Uhh..people I'm not like that....if there is maybe a homosexual here in the crowd...I'll allow them the duty of doing it. Or maybe one of the guards in the jail..or a prisionier? Would that suffice?
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Sept 21, 2006 18:11:15 GMT -5
Post by Cao Yu on Sept 21, 2006 18:11:15 GMT -5
People: Ok, kill him and if you dont we will, we have plenty of guns together. We will shoot him with every last bullet we have.
Brother Doogie: I just sold alittle bit of Marajuana. I aint sold any Heroin or Touched any kids, someone must of set me up. Iv done jackshit, I was getting the Heroin in, in a week...please guys...i done shit!
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Sept 21, 2006 18:17:42 GMT -5
Post by Sun Qi on Sept 21, 2006 18:17:42 GMT -5
*Matt sighs in relief and looks down to the people.*
Matt: How would you like me to kill?
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Sept 21, 2006 18:21:00 GMT -5
Post by Cao Yu on Sept 21, 2006 18:21:00 GMT -5
People: Cut his head of with a blunt knife and saw at it for minutes on end...
Brother Doogie: No!...i swear it wernt me, it was John Stevs...seriously.
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Sept 21, 2006 18:23:03 GMT -5
Post by Sun Qi on Sept 21, 2006 18:23:03 GMT -5
*Matt orders a strong soldier to go get a blunt knife. When he returns he orders him to saw Brother Doogie's neck off.*
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Sept 21, 2006 18:25:52 GMT -5
Post by Cao Yu on Sept 21, 2006 18:25:52 GMT -5
Doogie squeels and blood goes everywhere, brother doogie was screaming and you could hear the blood squishing, he was still alive even after his head was half sawn off.
Doogie is now dead and is no longer governor of Belfast
Bobby Bouche: It it it it it...would would be an honor...if if you you would let me me be gov gov gov govenor of bel bel belfast...
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Sept 21, 2006 18:27:25 GMT -5
Post by Sun Qi on Sept 21, 2006 18:27:25 GMT -5
*Matt nods his head and smiles.*
Matt: As long as you dont sell illegal drugs or drugs to minors. Also no raping minors. People, will this man suffice?
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Sept 21, 2006 18:34:30 GMT -5
Post by Cao Yu on Sept 21, 2006 18:34:30 GMT -5
Bobby: Th th th thankyou sir...
Bobby bouche has black curley hair and wore pants up to his nipples, he wore a pink shirt what was tucked in tightly his bottom lip always overlapped his upper and his eyes always moved from left to right, Bobby was retarded. (Special)
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